The Links Are Fierce @ FEARnet
October 31, 2008 by · Leave a Comment
Lindsay Lohan makes a surprise appearance at
FEARnet’s 2nd Anniversary Party, as her galpal Samantha Ronson served
as DJ for the event, held at the Cellar Bar at the Bryant Park Hotel in
New York City.
Mariah Carey Is Firefighter Breasty Samson - The Superficial
Kendra’s Sexy Halloween - The Scandalist
The Accidental Fugband - Go Fug Yourself
Where’s The Flood - In Case You Didn’t Know
Meredith Vieira’s Got Wood - Dlisted
Blue-Lined Booties - Lainey Gossip
Hanson Is Angry - Celeb Slam
90210 Star Baffled By Media Spotlight - Defamer
Kendra Is A Menstruating Chick - Hollywood Tuna
Lindsay And Sam: Five Dollar Foot Long - WOW Report
Beach Baby: Dermot Mulroney And Mabel Hit The Sand - Celebrity Baby Blog
Sarah Jessica Parker Gets Involved In The Political Process - Pink Is The New Blog
Brits Think David Beckham Is A Gay Black Man - A Socialite Life
Celebrity Halloween Costumes - D*ana’s Dirt
Kendra Is A Good Dancer - What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Katie Holmes Is Dressing Suri Like Her - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens: Mexico Madness - Just Jared
Kim Kardashian Is Wonder Woman - I Don’t Like You In That Way
SJP Tries To Change Things Up Before Tuesday - Pop Sugar
Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes: Ready For Halloween - The Gossip Girls
Kendra Wilkinson Was The Party HO - The Bastardly
Mariah Carey Is A Slutty Firefighter - Egotastic!
Aubrey O'Day doesn't show enough chest
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Former Danity Kane member Aubrey O’Day got drunk last night partying in West Hollywood and, Jesus, can you tell it’s the slowest news days known to man? Hilary Duff, Sophie Monk, Lance Bass and now Aubrey; where are the real celebrities hiding? Besides Barack Obama’s house - ’cause he’s a Commie! (Beat you to it.) But, seriously, somebody tell Britney Spears to eat one of her kids or something. I’ll be your best friend.
Leona Sings On Her Home Turf
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Leona Lewis pulled off another cute outfit and stunning performance,
but this time she’s back in the UK and singing on home territory.
Snapped by Splash in Sheperd’s Bush, London, she performed to a growing
crowd inside a local shopping center. It’s really just a warm-up for
when Leona performs at the American Music Awards on November 23rd,
where she’ll be joined by Coldplay, who are also on the bill for the
night.
Congrats to Leona!
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Pictures by Entertainment Press/ Splash News
Traci Bingham is DEPUTY 'I HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER SOCIETY BUT MY CHEST'
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Here’s Tracy Bingham showing up to some Halloween party dressed as a naughty police officer or something. Yes, that’s right, more photos of celebrities in costume on Halloween. Shocking, I know. I didn’t win this Pulitzer by delivering the expected. No, it was my bold reporting and for really going after the stories nobody else would cover. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to cover something about an “economies.” I’m not exactly sure what that is, but apparently it’s in bad shape and somebody’s got to report about it!
NOTE: Digging the headlines? I can do this all day. And by can I mean I am. WHEE!*
*Brought to you by sugar, high fructose corn syrup, and whatever the hell’s in these Pixie Sticks I just snorted.
Eva Longoria Is All Smiles When It Comes To Business
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Eva Longoria might be looking way slimmer, but unfortunately these weren’t the most flattering of paparazzi pics for her this week! The Housewives
actress, who recently softened up (and then firmed up) for her small screen role, was seen
attending a meeting in Burbank in a crisp white dress shirt and jeans.
The skinnier star has been making waves with her new look, so let’s hope that continues, and this is a blip on the screen.
Pictures by London Entertainment / Splash News
Kendra Wilkinson is CANDY THE STRIPPER WHO DIDN'T GIVE HER BOYFRIEND HER TIPS? (I have no clue.)
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Okay, last one. (For today.) Here’s Kendra Wilkinson at Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s Halloween party in Manhattan last night. I have no idea what she’s supposed to be, but who the hell cares look at that butt. In the meantime, I should probably start finding out what’s happening in the real world. Al Qaeda could’ve blown up Tom Cruise, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, and the only thing I’d have to say for myself is “Kim Kardashian dressed up like Wonder Woman.” Because I kick ass!
Kendra Wilkinson is CANDY THE STRIPPER WHO DIDN'T GIVE HER BOYFRIEND HER TIPS? (I have no clue.)
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Okay, last one. (For today.) Here’s Kendra Wilkinson at Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s Halloween party in Manhattan last night. I have no idea what she’s supposed to be, but who the hell cares look at that butt. In the meantime, I should probably start finding out what’s happening in the real world. Al Qaeda could’ve blown up Tom Cruise, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, and the only thing I’d have to say for myself is “Kim Kardashian dressed up like Wonder Woman.” Because I kick ass!
Who Wore It Better: Mother V. Daughter Edition
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Who wore it better?
Previously: Who Wore It Better: Ashley Tisdale V. Nicky Hilton
Kendra Wilkinson is CANDY THE STRIPPER WHO DIDN'T GIVE HER BOYFRIEND HER TIPS? (I have no clue.)
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Okay, last one. (For today.) Here’s Kendra Wilkinson at Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s Halloween party in Manhattan last night. I have no idea what she’s supposed to be, but who the hell cares look at that butt. In the meantime, I should probably start finding out what’s happening in the real world. Al Qaeda could’ve blown up Tom Cruise, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, and the only thing I’d have to say for myself is “Kim Kardashian dressed up like Wonder Woman.” Because I kick ass!
Happy Halloween!!!
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And yes that is the Mushroomhead pumpkin I carved.







