Kendra Making America Thin One Stripper Pole At A Time

March 31, 2009 by

Now that Kendra Wilkinson has escaped the Playboy marriage and locked up a new man in Hank Baskett, the former arm candy of Hugh Hefner is branching out with her line of stripper poles. Seriously.

“I’m coming out with my own stripper pole. Stripper pole, and stripper pole workout,” The Girls Next Door star, 23, told Usmagazine.com at the American Red Cross Red Tie Affair in Santa Monica Saturday.

“It’s like Carmen Electra’s, but mine is better,” she continued. “Mine will connect to the ceiling, and you can spin on it and do all that stuff on it.”

I had no idea there was such a demand for stripper poles and stripper pole related exercise routines but I hope that calling out Carmen Electra results in a battle of the strippers reminiscent of the great East Coast vs West Coast rap war of the 1990’s.

Only with less shooting and more T&A.